John McCain, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama all died and went to Heaven. God looked down from his throne and asked McCain: "Do you think you deserve to be in Heaven?" McCain took a breath and replied: "Well, I think so because I was a great leader and tried to follow the words in your great book." God looked down and told McCain: "You can sit to my left side." McCain took his seat, and then God asked the same question to Hillary Clinton: "Do you think you deserve to be in Heaven?" Hillary thou…