Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump? Because orange is the new black.

Why does Hillary Clinton want to be president? She also wants to get a blow job in the oval office

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton run for president. Who loses? America.

Why would an upright vacuum cleaner with no wheels make a better President than Hillary Clinton? Well, they both suck and have trouble moving forward, but at least the vacuum has a handle on it.