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Rich sheik's son studies abroad The rich sheik's son is sent to Europe to study. After a month, he writes an e-mail to his father: "Father, I'm doing great here. My classmates are nice, the professors are great and the courses are well-structured and organized. There's one small thing though - I feel kind of embarrassed when I arrive at university in my Lamborghini every day, whereas my fellow students and even the profs come here every day with a subway train, I stick out like a sore thumb." …

4 friends (Ladies) meet 30 years after school at reunion..... One goes to take food while the other 3 start to talk about how successful their sons became. No. 1 says her son studied economics, became a banker and is so rich he gave his best friend a ferrari. No. 2 said her son became a pilot, started his own airline, became so rich he gave his best friend a jet. No. 3 said her son became an engineer, started his own development company, became so rich he build his best friend a castle. No …

Never mess with a redneck A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a party ... ... and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women. At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a mil…

Friendship Merit!!!! =>Boy: Hi =>Girl: What? =>Boy: How are you? =>Girl: Do I know you? =>Boy: I’m rich =>Girl: Hi, I am Nani, I’m 20, nice to meet you! =>Boy: no no, “Rich” is my name =>Girl: sorry I don’t talk to boys

Rich Man A wealthy man was driving in his car when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed by the sight, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the man said. "But sir, I have a wife and five children with me. They are over there, under that tree". …

I like my women how I like my milk... Rich, white, and 2% fat

A boy asks his dad, “What’s the difference between potential and realistic? The dad tells him to go ask the rest of his family if they’d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then he’d tell him the answer. The boy goes up to his mom and asks her. She responds, “A million dollars is a lot of money sweetheart. I could send you, your sister, and your brother to great colleges, so sure, I would!” He then goes and asks his sister to which she replies, “Brad Pitt? Hell ya, he’s the hottest …

I like my women like I like my milk Rich, white, and 2% fat.

A man finds a bottle A man was walking along the beach when he came across an old glass bottle with a cork in it. Curious, he pulled out the cork, and with a loud bang and a cloud of smoke, a genie appeared. Excited, the man asked "Does this mean I get three wishes?" "Yes," said the genie. "But all my wishes come with a price." "I want to be rich," said the man. And the genie replied "Very well, but it will cost you your good name, and all the people will dislike you." "Who needs friends …

A man is at a banquet with other veterans Bob is at a banquet with other veterans of various conflicts. He had history in the Angolan Civil War, but was ashamed to only be an "in the wire" medic and not seeing much action. Bob sees another vet, Rich, who goes on about a perilous journey during Vietnam, resulting in explosions, gunfights, anything a good war story comprises of. Rich turns to Bob and asks, "Whattabout you?" Bob goes pale, and scrambles for a story. He quickly thinks one up and …

The Doctor and the Rich Man An immigrant doctor decided to start his own clinic one day. He put a sign in front of it that says if he can't cure your illness, he'll give you 100 dollars. If he can, you have to pay 20 dollars. A young rich man passes by, sees the sign, and thinks it's a good opportunity to earn 100 bucks. Then, he enters the clinic. The doctor asks the man what he is feeling. “I lost my sense of taste.”  says the rich man. The doctor then calls a nurse, and asks her to…

Genie: What’s your first wish? Toby: I wish I was Rich. Genie: Granted, what’s your second wish? Rich: I want lots of money.

I like my women the same as I like my gravy. Rich and thick.

The Rich Husband A cell phone on a bench in the locker room of a gym rang and the man next to it put it on speaker

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Rich friend and a poor friend meet a day before Valentine's Day Poor man asks - What did you buy for your wife for valentines?

A Poor Man meets a Rich Man on Christmas Eve The Poor Man asks the rich man

Rich Man A wealthy man was driving in his car when

You can tell Monopoly is an old game; Rich people can go to jail.

Never mess with a redneck A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a party ...

A dying grandma tells her grandchild.... A dying grandma tells her grandchild, "I want to leave you my farm. That includes the barn, livestock, the harvest, the tractor, and other equipment, the farmhouse and $24,548,750.45 in cash." The grandchild, absolutely floored and about to become rich says, "Oh grandma, you are SO generous! I didn't even know you had a farm. Where is it?" With her last breath, Grandma whispered, "Facebook..."

Genie: what's your first wish?,"Mick: I wish I were Incredibly wealthy! Genie: You were incredibly wealthy. Mick: No you imbecile I wish I WAS RICH Genie: You are Rich Rich: Well that backfired but... Genie: ...but a deal is a deal and you promised to use your third wish to set me fre.. Rich: I WISH GENIE WAS HUMAN!

What do you call rich Mexicans? The Juan percent.

Want a screwdriver? Rich woman and her driver are out in the country. They get a flat tire, and of course the driver can't get the hubcap off. The woman searches the tool bag, and spies a tool that will help. "You want a screwdriver?" she asks. "Might as well, I can't get this damned hubcap off."

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man? Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed