#rich

What do you call a woman drowning in money? Rich... Also an ambulance.

What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%? Rich AND famous, apparently

Why does my son Richard like playing in the mud? Because he then becomes filthy Rich.

Why would Batman always beat Superman? because, being rich, Bruce Wayne can ride a horse properly.

Genie: what's your first wish? Mick: I wish I were Incredibly wealthy! Genie: You were incredibly wealthy. Mick: No you imbecile, I wish I WAS RICH Genie: You are Rich Rich: Well that backfired but... Genie: ...but a deal is a deal and you promised to use your third wish to set me fre.. Rich: I WISH GENIE WAS HUMAN!

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!” That’s Direct Marketing. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s very rich. Marry him.” That’s Advertising. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.” That’sTelemarketing. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go…

5 Stages of Being Drunk: Stage 1 - SMART This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are SMART. Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING This is when you realise that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar and that people fancy you. Y…

James was on the beach, and could not understand why Bob had attracted all the girls, while he had no luck. So he asked Rich "why do you get all the girls and I get nothing?" Bob replied "take a potato and tuck it in your swimming trunks. It drives the women wild!" So James stuffed a potato in his suit and paraded up and down the beach. Several hours later, he still had no woman. James went to see Bob again and said "I've tried the potato and it doesn't work!" Bob looked at James and asked, "hav…