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Marketing This is how I learned about Marketing You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, ""I am very rich. Marry me!"" That's Direct Marketing. Youre at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you and says, ""He's very rich. Marry him."" That's Advertising. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, ""Hi, Im very rich. Marry me."" That's

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Definitions of Marketing What is MARKETING ? This is how a Professor explained Marketing Concepts to a class: 1. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go up to her and say: ""I am very rich. Marry me!"" - That's Direct Marketing. 2. You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a Gorgeous Girl. One of your friends goes upto her and pointing at you says: ""He's very rich. Marry him!"" - That's Advertising. 3. You are at a party and see a Gorgeous Girl. She walks up to you and says: ""You

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The Perks of Being Rich You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, ""I am very rich. Marry me!"" That's Direct Marketing. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, ""He's very rich. Marry him."" That's Advertising. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, ""Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."" That's Telemarketing. You see a g

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You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!” That’s Direct Marketing. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s very rich. Marry him.” That’s Advertising. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.” That’sTelemarketing. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go

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