Definitions of Marketing What is MARKETING ? This is how a Professor explained Marketing Concepts to a class: 1. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go up to her and say: ""I am very rich. Marry me!"" - That's Direct Marketing. 2. You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a Gorgeous Girl. One of your friends goes upto her and pointing at you says: ""He's very rich. Marry him!"" - That's Advertising. 3. You are at a party and see a Gorgeous Girl. She walks up to you and says: ""You are very rich! Can I marry you?"" - That's Brand Recognition. 4. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go upto her and say: ""I am very rich. Marry me!"" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That's Customer Feedback. 5. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go upto her and say: ""I am very rich. Marry me!"" And she introduces you to her husband. - That's Demand and Supply Gap. 6. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go upto her and before you say: ""I m rich, Marry me!"", your wife arrives. - That's Restriction for Entering New Markets.
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