#bruce-wayne

In Batman Begins, the scene when Bruce Wayne throws the gun into the river, if you listen you can hear someone say "you throw like a girl".

A young Bruce Wayne falls into a cave full of pugs. He later becomes Pugman and keeps the streets of Gotham clean and downright adorable.

Considering what Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark did with their wealth, Bill Gates should be ashamed of himself.

Bruce Wayne was terrified of bats & he became Batman, so anyway that's why I became ClownBaboonDentistMan

BRUCE WAYNE: How can I rid this city of crime ALFRED: Mental health care access, economic development, gun reg BRUCE: Bring me a cape

Therapist: It's been 8 years since the death of your parents. How are you coping? Bruce Wayne: I dress as a bat and beat up strangers now.

Batman vs. Superman 2: Bruce Wayne spends millions secretly bankrolling a decade of lawsuits that bankrupt The Daily Planet.

Clark Kent: How's your lunch? Bruce Wayne: This soup is great. CK: don't BW: You could even say CK: please don't BW: It's Souper, man

I wonder if Bruce Wayne ever wears a Batman t-shirt.

Bruce Wayne: I wanna fight crime. Alfred: You're a billionaire. Open orphanages, free clinics, day care cen- Bruce: No I wanna punch people.

[Bruce Wayne enters Gotham Orphanage] I'll take your finest orphan. "Sir, we can't just give-" Here's $50mil. "Do you like boy acrobats?"

Batman: *puts on glasses* Hey do I still look like Bruce Wayne? Superman: Um obviously. Batman: Think about that for a second.

Why does Batman think so highly about himself? Bruce Wayne.

If Bruce Wayne was Jewish, would he have had a bar mitzvah or a bat mitzvah?

Why batman wasn't in the avengers. You need parents permission to join. Edit I know that he is dc im using him for the sake of the joke its just a joke I'm not implying that they're the same universe (even though bruce wayne is a millionaire in new york jtlyk)

Bruce Wayne needs to watch his salt intake, his sodium is through the roof.

Patrick and Bruce Patrick Bateman and Bruce Wayne are having a business lunch together. Suddenly, Bruce senses something is wrong, and looks at his watch. ""Sorry to be so rude, but I've got to Bale"".

I bet Bruce Wayne sometimes accidentally signs his credit card receipts ""Batman"" when he's drunk. I know I do.

A joke about Batman my 4yo. brother came up with Knock, knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Bruce Wayne!

Alfred : Master Bruce, Quess Who I Saw Today? Bruce Wayne : Who? Alfred : Not Your Parents. Bruce Wayne : Why You're Doing This Alfred? Alfred : They Told Me To Bruce Wayne : Who? Alfred : Not Your Parents.

If Bruce Wayne overcame his fear of bats by becoming his phobia... why am I still afraid of failure?

Why would Batman always beat Superman?,"because, being rich Bruce Wayne can ride a horse properly.

Why would Batman always beat Superman? because, being rich, Bruce Wayne can ride a horse properly.