The gentleman husband called home... ... and the butler picked up. Husband (H): Where is my lady? Give her the phone. Butler (B): Good Afternoon Sir, umm, well, she is in the bedroom with someone. H (Infuriated): What? What are they doing? Butler checked and informed him that they were kissing. H (Very infuriated): Listen, go to my study and open the third drawer of my desk. There is a gun and bullets there. Get them. Butler followed his directions and came back with the gun. H: Now load the gun…