How does Alfred call Batman to dinner? Dinner Dinner, Dinner Dinner, Dinner Dinner, Dinner Dinner, BATMAN!

Alfred : Master Bruce, Quess Who I Saw Today? Bruce Wayne : Who? Alfred : Not Your Parents. Bruce Wayne : Why You're Doing This Alfred? Alfred : They Told

What English King invented the fireplace ? Alfred the grate !

A Target inspired joke I got fired from Target but it was worth it. My coworker Alfred was stocking shelves and I was at front. A large lady came in and inquire