#agnes

People would see your panties! It was the first time for Jerry and his wife Agnes out of their little village, they headed to the city to attend the big festival. When they reached there, the first thing that caught Agnes' eyes was the ferris wheel, she looked at her husband and asked him what it was, as she wanted to ride it, Jerry said ""it's called a ferris wheel, but you can't ride it, you're wearing a skirt and people would see your panties"" She kept nagging him for the next hour after eac…

An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him. He replies ""Well my pet chicken of course!"" ""I'm sorry"" The girl tells him. ""We can't allow animals in the cinema."" The man goes around the corner and stuffs the chicken into his trousers. He returns to the window buys his ticket and goes in. Inside the cinema the chicken starts to get hot and begins to squirm so the man unzip…

Together Again Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died, she married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. So Agnes remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, “Lord, they’re finally together.” One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, “Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?” The friend repli…

A Union Brothel A grumpy old man walks into a brothel and asks the madam "Is this a union brothel?" "No, sir," she replies "I've owned and operated this bordello for 50 years without a union!" "Well, I'm a union man, so I only visit union brothels!" the man replies as he slams the door on his way out. Three more cathouses, the same thing. Until he visits the very last bang shack in town; where the madam says "Why yes, we're the only union pleasure house this side of the Mississippi!" "That's …

Finally Together Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died

Knock Knock Who's there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin? Knock Knock Who's there? Agnes! Agnes who? Agnes & Topeka & the Santa Fe! 1697. Knock Knock Who's there? Alfred! Alfred who! Alfred the needle if you sew! Knock Knock Who's there? Ali! Ali who? Ali, Ali oxen free! 1698. Knock Knock Who's there? Alice! Alice who? I'm Alice chasing rainbows....!