#madge

An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him. He replies ""Well my pet chicken of course!"" ""I'm sorry"" The girl tells him. ""We can't allow animals in the cinema."" The man goes around the corner and stuffs the chicken into his trousers. He returns to the window buys his ticket and goes in. Inside the cinema the chicken starts to get hot and begins to squirm so the man unzip…

Bert and Madge have been married for 60 years and still hold hands whenever they go out. When Bert was asked about this, his reply was simple. ”When I let go, she's off to shopping!”