#mcdonalds

How can you convert dollars to pounds? By visiting McDonalds Credit: my 12 year old came up with this.

There was recently an outbreak of E. coli in McDonald's quarter-pounders In Paris they would call it a "Royale with Disease"

What is McDonald’s most known for? - A. Big Mac - B. Fries - C. Chicken McNuggets - D. Quarter Pounder - E. Coli

I ate a kid’s meal at McDonalds today His mom called the cops on me

My 6 year old's made up joke Why did the chickens cross the road? . . . Because they eat McDonald's and they fart!

Creation of Medical Insurance In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow, and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that ?" And Man said, "Yes !" and Woman said, "and as …

TIL: In most African countries, the only way to order at a McDonald’s is to dine in. Except one. Togo.

I ate a kid's meal at McDonald's today His mother did not seem happy

To be 8 again A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. “I’d love to be eight again.” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her off to the local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, every thing there was. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down…

I was fired the other day, so I handed back my badge and my gun. The boss said to me: "You work in McDonalds, where the hell did you get those?"

I ate a kid's meal at McDonald's today He wasn't happy.

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. 'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screamin…

What's the difference between Tide Pods and McDonald's? One is full of dangerous chemicals that people keep eating for some reason, and the other gets your clothes clean.

An elderly couple decides to live it up a little and go to McDonald's... When they order the food, the old man divides the fries in half and splits the burger in two. Some students see this and offer to buy some more food so that they can both eat a whole sandwich. "No, no, that's fine," says the old man, "We share everything." So the old man starts eating his half-burger and his half-order of fries-- but his wife is sitting there, not eating her share of the food. One of the students noti…

I like my women like I like the mcdonald’s ice cream machine… Sweet, cold and a little broken inside.

When my girlfriend’s father asked me what I do for a living, I was embarrassed to say that I work at McDonald’s, so instead, I said … "I handle transactions for a multi-billion-dollar company and industry on a daily basis and help provide around $2 billion to the US economy each year"

Bob and his wife started dieting a week ago Bob and his wife started dieting a week ago. His wife proposed that they should have cheat day today. She bought home McDonald's burger, KFC wings and Bob brought home his secretary

Inflation in the US is so bad right now that… - My friend received a predeclined credit card in the mail. - CEO's are now playing miniature golf. - Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. - McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. - Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. - Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. - A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico. - A picture is now only worth 200 words. - The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas …

Ordered some chicken nuggies at McDonalds. Drive through lady says: "Wakanda sauce" This was right around the time Black Panther had come out so I go "hell yea I'll try that !" She gon come back: SIR....... WHAT. KIND. OF. SAUCE.

Can’t believe what I saw in McDonald’s today. An old man placed an order for one hamburger , French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half , placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries , dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink , his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger , the people…

So I went into Mcdonalds and ordered some fries. There was a chubby girl working

A man walks into McDonalds The cashier says

Did you ever hear about McDonald's sending 10 million straws to Ethiopia.. Ethiopia wrote back and said thanks for the leg warmers

My doctor recommended to eat at BurgerKing more often Well he said I should not have McDonalds anymore

Chuck Norris went to Mcdonalds and the ice cream machine was working.