#jerrys

In space, nobody can hear you scream for ice cream. So remember, before trips to colonize the galaxy bring your Ben & Jerrys.

Did you hear Ben and Jerry's are naming a flavor in honor of Jerry Sandusky? They are calling it Raspberry Turnover

So a pair of cannibals are sitting down to a nice meal... ...of Jerry Seinfeld. A while into the meal, one of the cannibals says, ""I'm going for the forehead, do you want any?"" as he cuts a slice from the front of Jerry's scalp. The other cannibal declines, shaking his head and saying, ""What's the deal with hairline food?""

Jerry's boss called him, ""You were supposed to be in the office an hour ago. What's the deal?"" Jerry replied, ""I think I've got rectal glaucoma."" ""Rectal glaucoma"" his boss shouted in disbelief, ""What the hell is that"" Jerry explained, ""Without going into too much detail, it basically means I can't see my ass comin in today.""

Angel's Food vs. Devil's Food In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, ""You want chocolate with that?"" And Man said, ""Yes!"" and Woman said, ""and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles."" And they ga…

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk? Jerry's kids.

72-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, 'Jerry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?' Jerry replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it for when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, *poof*!, the light goes on. When I'm done, *poof*!, the light goes off.' 'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says. A little later in the day…

Meta: Reverse Punchline Challenge Hey /r/Jokes, I thought it might be interesting to see just how good we are at actually making jokes from unfunny situations. As such, I thought a good challenge might be to provide a few randomly thought up punchlines that *you* the subreddit construct the lead-up/joke to. Highest rated comment would be the funniest obviously. With no further ado: 1. "That's not a champagne flute!" 2. "I don't know, but lord knows my wife does." 3. "Three cats, two birds, a…

Creation of Medical Insurance In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow, and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that ?" And Man said, "Yes !" and Woman said, "and as …

Jerry’s is naming a pizza after Andrew Tate The small sausage

There were 3 men. There were 3 men who grew up together in a small town Jim, George, and Jerry. They were known for the quirks, Jim being a fire bug, George being a nature lover, and Jerry being a deep sea diver. One day Jerry happens upon a bottle with a note on it along the coast. He rushed to show his friends his find. When they read it, it tells of a treasure of a legendary pirate captain and how to find it. They set off the next day in search of it each one as excited as the other. The…

Had a three-way on Valentine's night... Me and Ben & Jerrys. I'm so lonely.

What has a million legs but can't walk? Jerry's Kids.

What has 10,000 legs and can't walk? Jerry's Kids...

What's Jeffrey Dahmers favorite ice cream? Ben and Jerry's....