NURSE: The other nurses and I bought you this box of chocolates for Valentines Day! DR DOG: You're joking, right?

Sadly, at 8:11 PM Mark Jones was mispronounced dead. [at hospital] Doctor: I'm afraid this man has deed. Am I saying that right? He's deed.

I dunno but if I was a "doctor to the stars" I sure wouldn't be bragging about it these days

Therapist has suggested yoga, for a calming, alternate state of consciousness. But its to much easier just to drink.