#mcdonalds

An old couple walks into mcdonalds An old couple walk into MacDonald. They order one hamburger

Psst! McDonald's has a secret promotion going on. If you tell them the secret passphrase they give you a free Big Mac.

Shoutout to my teachers from high school who said I would work at McDonalds I have my first shift on Monday.

Ordered 4 drinks at McDonald's..... ....so they wouldn't think all 50 chicken nuggets were for me.

TIL America has more museums than Starbucks and McDonald's combined. Starbucks and McDonald's have a combined total of 0 museums.

I just saw a hot mom at McDonalds spank her kid after he threw his fries on the ground ...so I threw my fries on the ground too.

What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's? A Friar

My son wanted to go whale watching for his birthday. So we sat outside McDonald's.

I heard women love a man in uniform. Can’t wait to start working at McDonalds.

I was in McDonald's today.. I smiled at the bloke and said ""Can I have a small shake please?"

Job Application Apparently this is an actual job application submitted by a 17 year old boy at a McDonald's establishment in Florida...

A man walked into McDonald's and saw a black woman with 8 children running all around her. ""Mike

A limerick for Guildford in Surrey At McDonald’s in Guildford in Surrey

Did you hear Burger King is promoting a black Whopper? McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

What do McDonald's and a pedophile have in common? They both stick their meat between seven-year-old buns.

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well actually he said ""less McDonald's"" but I'm pretty sure I know what he meant

Sweet Old couple A little old couple walked slowly into McDonalds one cold winter evening. They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating there that night.

As a Jew, am I allowed to eat McDonalds today?","Yes I know it's Yom Kippur. But McDonalds is fast food.

What is written on Ronald McDonald's gravestone? McRIP

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's? McDonald's knows how to use salt

What do michael jackson and Mcdonald's have in common? they both put thirty year old meat in five year old buns

What did the Philosophy Ph.D say to the fat black woman? Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order?

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds? "May I take your order?"

What did the McDonald's addict suddenly realize? ...I'm lovin' shit

What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds? One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.