#macdonald

"Old Macdonald had a farm. Had." -banks

Two of the Trump children were cheating on an exam.. The first question was ""Old MacDonald had a ______."" Eric tried to see Tiffany's paper, couldn't, so whispered ""Tiffany, what's the answer to number 1?"" She rolled her eyes and said ""You are the stupid one of the family. It's Old MacDonald had a farm, everyone knows that."" ""Oh right!"" said Eric. He hesitates a minute then whispers ""Hey Tiffany, how do you spell farm?"" She rolls her eyes again, ""Wow, you really are dumb. They tell yo…

Old MacDonald was dyslexic H-R-T-Q-P

Naming Canada When Confederation happened in 1867, Sir John A. Macdonald was wondering how to name this new country. After puzzling over it, he exclaimed, ""Let's get one of our fellow citizens to draw letters out of a hat!"" So he got one of the citizens to pick letters and read them out loud. He said, ""C, eh?"" ""N, eh?"" ""D, eh"" And that's how Canada got its name!

Old MacDonald had a very bad Scrabble hand... E-I-E-I-O.

Old MacDonald had a really bad scrabble hand...... E I E I O.....

""I"" before ""E"" except after ""Old MacDonald had a farm""

Two college football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the Sugar Bowl the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read, ""Old MacDonald had a _________."" Bubba was stumped. He had no idea of the answer. He knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder. ""Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the las…

Tough Final Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the Sugar Bowl the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read, ""Old MacDonald had a _________."" Bubba was stumped. He had no idea of the answer. He knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder. ""Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the…

Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read ""Old MacDonald had a ________."" Bubba was stumped. He had no idea what to answer. But he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the professor wasn't watching he tapped Tiny on the shoulder. ""Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the l…

A Hoosier a Kentuckian and a West Virginian were on a Hollywood TV quiz show. The host asked them to complete the sentence: ""Old MacDonald had a ..."" The Indianan said ""Old MacDonald had a carburetor."" ""Sorry"" said the MC. ""That's incorrect."" ""Old MacDonald had a flat tire"" said the Kentuckian. ""Wrong"" said the host. ""Old MacDonald had a farm"" said the West Virginian. ""That's correct!"" shouted the MC. ""Now for $200000 spell farm."" The West Virginian thought hard and then spell…

Old Macdonald... ...spelled ""redirection"" without any consonants.

An old couple walks into mcdonalds An old couple walk into MacDonald. They order one hamburger

Two of the Trump children were cheating on an exam.. The first question was ""Old MacDonald had a ______."" Eric tried to see Tiffany's paper

I have ADHD and have troubles getting to sleep. Doctor recommended counting sheep... 1 sheep. 2 sheep. 3 sheep. Cow. Duck. Horse. *Old MacDonald had a farm* and bingo was his name-o!

Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the Sugar Bowl the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a _________." Bubba was stumped. He had no idea of the answer. He knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tim on the shoulder. "Pssst Tim. What's the answer to the last question?" T…