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You know you're Taliban if... You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. You own a 3000 quid machine gun and 5000 quid rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. You have more wives than teeth. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than s…

Two blondes walk into a building... You would think one of them would see the building coming.

I've heard the best place to network for a job is at a fat camp You meet *tons* of people

What did Obama say when he called the Russian Parliament? ""Are you Putin me on?""

So these two blondes walk into a building.. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

Two college football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the Sugar Bowl the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read, ""Old MacDonald had a _________."" Bubba was stumped. He had no idea of the answer. He knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder. ""Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the las…

Tough Final Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the Sugar Bowl the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read, ""Old MacDonald had a _________."" Bubba was stumped. He had no idea of the answer. He knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder. ""Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the…

Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read ""Old MacDonald had a ________."" Bubba was stumped. He had no idea what to answer. But he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the professor wasn't watching he tapped Tiny on the shoulder. ""Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the l…

Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the Sugar Bowl the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a _________." Bubba was stumped. He had no idea of the answer. He knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tim on the shoulder. "Pssst Tim. What's the answer to the last question?" T…