#old-macdonald

Two of the Trump children were cheating on an exam.. The first question was ""Old MacDonald had a ______."" Eric tried to see Tiffany's paper, couldn't, so whispered ""Tiffany, what's the answer to number 1?"" She rolled her eyes and said ""You are the stupid one of the family. It's Old MacDonald had a farm, everyone knows that."" ""Oh right!"" said Eric. He hesitates a minute then whispers ""Hey Tiffany, how do you spell farm?"" She rolls her eyes again, ""Wow, you really are dumb. They tell yo…

Two college football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the Sugar Bowl the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read, ""Old MacDonald had a _________."" Bubba was stumped. He had no idea of the answer. He knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder. ""Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the las…

Tough Final Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the Sugar Bowl the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read, ""Old MacDonald had a _________."" Bubba was stumped. He had no idea of the answer. He knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder. ""Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the…

Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read ""Old MacDonald had a ________."" Bubba was stumped. He had no idea what to answer. But he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the professor wasn't watching he tapped Tiny on the shoulder. ""Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the l…

Two football players, Bubba and Tiny, were taking an important exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game the following week. The exam was “fill in the blank” and the last question read, “Old MacDonald had a_____.” Bubba was stumped -- he had no idea what to answer, but he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny in the shoulder. “Tiny, what's the answer to the …

I asked my wife, “Did you know that Old MacDonald got replaced by artificial intelligence?” Her: AI? Me: AI. Her: Oh.

Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the Sugar Bowl the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a _________." Bubba was stumped. He had no idea of the answer. He knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tim on the shoulder. "Pssst Tim. What's the answer to the last question?" T…