#starbucks

[Starbucks intercom] "Will the man that ordered the Skinny Cinnamon Dolce Latte please pick up your drink. No one is looking."

Whenever I'm behind a college girl in starbucks she has to order a triple mocha dark chocolate raspberry ugg boot white iphone 5 spice latte

i made the starbucks guy say large instead of venti I HAVE ALREADY CONQUERED WEDNESDAY WHAT NOW

Hey Starbucks. If you gotta name your drinks with stupid language, don't roll your eyes when I order a gitchy gitchy yaya mocha choca latte.

are you a female guitar player with a breathy, annoying voice? congratulations Starbucks will play your music, no questions asked

Couldn't remember the girl's name from last night so I brought her to Starbucks.

They should make custom Starbucks cards that say, "I wouldn't normally be buying your coffee, but I got this gift card."

Instead of going to Starbucks, I make my own coffee, yell my name out incorrectly, and then light a $5 bill on fire.

Kevin Spacey ordering a takeaway coffee from Starbucks and receiving the cup with 'Kevin E' written on the side.

Starbucks should have a separate line for people who don't know what they want or how the world works.

Welcome to Starbucks how may I help you? "Regular coffee with cream please" That's $40, 5ml of unicorn tears, and 10 dragon scales. "TEN?"

I always open the bathroom door at Starbucks like I'm about to find a dead body in there.

*knocks over the 17 Starbucks cups on her nightstand *answers her alarm clock, "hello?"

If you call Starbucks "Starbs," I hope you get totes murds.

Just bought Rosetta Stone for Starbucks.

took a girl to starbucks because i forgot her name

*practices like 1000 times in the mirror* [at Starbucks] "One grander none-fatty flaparinno" barista: ... "I'll try again tomorrow"

If I have to drive more than 5 minutes to find a Starbucks, I consider myself in a third-world location.

Bruce Willis in Starbucks. he gives his name as "not Bruce Willis" and when they call him he grabs his coffee and runs away giggling

A kid next to me at Starbucks says I smell like his dad. I'm like 'Well, your Dad's an alcoholic. Scram!'

My version of cyber-bullying is running around inside a Starbucks slamming people's laptops shut.

No Brett, I didn't even read that email. I'm not speaking to you because I overheard your Starbucks order this morning.

[INT. STARBUCKS - DAY] Me: Theres a large rat in the bathroom Barista: ? Me: A large rat Barista: ? Me: THERES A VENTI RAT IN THE BATHROOM

My Starbucks guy just said, "Looks like you had a rough night!" ...I didn't even go out.

As a California resident, I know autumn and Christmas are coming only because of the change in the featured Starbucks flavors.