One time I got so high that I accidentally got a job at McDonald's.

Just ate McDonalds after working out, which is the same as taking a shit after a shower.

Culturally speaking... Having a McDonald's in a WalMart is like finding a cyst in a tumour.

My doctor had a plate of McDonalds food that was a year old to show people that it never rots. The burger was dry but the fries were decent.