#hitler

Y'know, Hitler wasn't all that bad... He did kill Hitler after all.

Why did Hitler lose World War II? Because his Reich exceeded his grasp.

What's your best Hitler joke?

Maybe Hitler did nothing wrong... Maybe he was reich.

A man asked Hitler "" Would you kill a jew for 8 pieces of gold? "" Hitler said : Nein.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He finally got the gas bill.

what do Hitler and Terry Fox have in common? they both couldn't finish a race.

What does Hitler say when he gets a charlie horse? *Mein Krampf!*

What do Hitler and Boston have in common? Neither can finish a race.

Hitler arrives at the Pearly Gates... ...and says to St Peter, ""Sorry about the whole Jew thing."" St Peter replies, ""You did your best.""

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he got the gas bill.

Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? It made him mean.

What did Hitler give to his daughter on her birthday An easy bake oven.

Hitler and Himmer walk into a bar... The barman comes over, does a double-take, then askes them for a drink. Hitler orders two brandys. After the barman returns and places the drinks in front of them he says-""I'm sorry, I don't mean to offend, but you guys look a lot like Hitler and Himmler."" Hitler responds -"" well that's because it is us."" Shocked, the barman asks where have they been all this time, to which Himmler responds-""actually, we have been making preparations for our next plan. W…

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With Nazi's

What did Hitler say when he heard that the Allies were winning? AUSCHWITZ!!!

How does Hitler like his orange juice? Freshly squeezed.

what does Hitler do to detox? a jewce cleanse lol I'm sorry.

Why was Hitler better than Jesus? Jesus may have fed 5,000 people with 5 loaves of bread ad 2 fish, but Hitler made 6 million Jews toast.

Lucky jew. A really old jew won the lottery. There's a little ceremony where they hand him a large check containing many zero's. His asked to give a little speech and so he does. ""First I want to thank my wife for standing by me even when times were hard. I want to thank my children who take so good care of us now we're a little older. I want to thank my cleaning lady and my gardener. I want to thank... bla bla bla. And finally I want to thank adolf hitler. Thank you good night."" Everybody was…

The Fuehrer goes to Austria Austria, 1938. Hitler parades through his newly added territory. In every village he and his troops pass through, the townfolks are rejoicing and welcome them with flowers and cheers. In one small village, a little girl approaches the Fuehrer's car and hands him with what appears to be a handfull of dirt. Irritated, Hitler asks the girl: ""What the devil? This is dreck! Are you trying to mock me?"" Intimidated, the girl replies: ""B...but everybody said that we will a…

Hitler was't that bad of a guy He did kill Hitler after all.

The three fathers A jew, a turkish and a german guy are all waiting in the hospital, while their wifes are giving birth to their sons. Through a mistake in the hospital, the three babies get confused and none of them knows which one is his. The german guy says: ""No problem dudes, I got this"" and walks into the room with the babies. Three minutes later, every father is holding his son in hands. The other two ask: ""How did you do that!?"" ""Easy"", said the german, ""I came in and yelled 'Heil …

Why did Hitler delay the invasion of Britain? The weather called for *Heil*

Q:Why did hitler kill himself after he lost to russia? A:His whole world came Kremlin down