#hitler

Hitler [NSFW & offensive!] Hitler was inspecting a prison camp when he notices a small boy cowering behind the legs of his father. Hitler: How old are you son? Boy: I'll be 4 next month. Hitler: No you wont.

Why would Gabe Newell be a better world leader than Hitler? There'd be no World War 3.

Hitler and Mussolini meet in Rome... and Hitler wants to demonstrate how obedient the Nazi army is. ""Look Benito, I will put ten soldiers in this room. Then I'll drop a feather inside it and close the door. When the feather hits the floor, they will all shoot each other."" After five seconds from shutting the door, the sound of bullets firing tells them the feather has hit the floor. They open the door to find ten dead German soldiers. Mussolini then tells Hitler ""Adolf! Italian soldiers are j…

Why was Hitler sent to the grocery store? He killed the juice.

Historians recently discovered evidence that Hitler was a ventriloquist. Apparently he would sneak out some nights with his dummy who was a violinist. He would bring the dummy to small concert venues and ventriloquize the violin music, interjecting humorous anti-Semitic remarks in between songs. To avoid being recognized, we wore a fake mustache, and called his act A Doll Fiddler.

Today I learned the Nazis were instrumental in the creation of Tang and other powdered fruit drinks But it didn't get far since Hitler hated the juice.

What did Jesus say... when he was being nailed at the cross by the jews? Wait till Hitler comes.

how did hitler tie his shoesies? with little nazis

What did Hitler say to the Black Jew? ja, ja, arsch ficken mich harter, gestut

Nobody cares about the Jews Hitler and his men are having a meeting, Hitler: We will kill 6 million Jews and 1 clown. Men: Why the clown? Hitler: See! I told you nobody cares about the Jews!

I feel like (for me) to be great one day is to finish what Hitler didn't... Art school

Why didn't Hitler drink whisky? Because when he drank whisky, he got *mean*.

Hitler is walking in an extermination camp with the camp manager.. ""Why is there such a sweet smell in the air?"" Hitler asked. ""Today we're burning the diabetic"" answered the manager. Edit: Spelling.

Of his generals, who did Hitler think was the least funniest? Hermann Boering!

Where did Hitler watch TV? In his *Lebensraum.*

A Jew and an Arab are walking down the street when they come upon a painting of Hitler towards the local falafel shop. The Jew takes one look at the painting and spits on it. The Arab turns to the Jew and asks him, ""why did you do that?"" The Jew replies, ""because he killed half the Jews."" The Arab looks at the painting and spits on it. The Jew, is touched by the gesture and ask the Arab, ""Why did you do that?"" The Arab replies, "" Because he didn't kill the other half. ""

Why did Hitler kill himself? The Jews gave him the gas bill.

I, for one, completely agree with Hitler's plan... ...to kill himself. ____________________________________ Besides, if it wasn't for Hitler, who else would we compare our enemies to?

What did Hitler say when he got a 10 kill streak? Get reiched.

So Hitler walks into a bar... and he asks the bartender, ""and I'm going to kill six million Jews and one clown."" The bartender replies, ""why are going to kill one clown?"". Hitler said ""See! nobody cares about the Jews!"".

A very lame Hitler Wordplay joke. What Does Hitler hate most about Breakfast? The *Juice*.

Hitler wasn't that bad of a guy I mean, he did kill Hitler.

Hitler Jokes 1. how does hitler solve maths questions? he uses concentration 2. why did hitler kill himself? he got his gas bill 3. what does hitler and usian bolt have in common? usian bolt can finish a race 4. how do you get hitler in an volkswagon? tell him its a race 5. whats hitlers least favorite planet? jewpiter 6. whats hitlers least favorite pokemon? pikajew 7. what is hitlers least favorite month? jewly 8.how did hitlers wife die? took the wrong shower 9. why wasnt hitler invited to ba…

A Lil wrong but still funny I think Back before he took over germany, Hitler was a small business entrepreneur. He had a thriving chain of crematoriums. Hitler's Discount Crematorium. ""You just won't believe how low cost we are""

The doctor and four babies. A nurse who was taking care of 4 babies: a Jewish baby, a German baby, an American baby and a Mexican baby. Unfortunately she got them mixed up and had no idea how to tell them apart by just looking at them. She asked the doctor to help her out and the doctor told her to wait in the room when he went out to grab something. After a few minutes the doctor returned with a picture Hitler and started showing it to the babies. The German baby saluted the picture with a heil…