#hitler

If Hitler was the mascot of a lemonade company I said ""Glass of juice,"" not ""Gas the Jews!""

What did Hitler eat for breakfast? Luftwaffes

Dictate... A teacher asks the class, ""Can anyone use the word 'dictate' in a sentence?"" One kid responds, ""Hitler was a mean dictator."" The teacher says, ""Very good, but we're not learning the word 'dictator,' just 'dictate'."" Another student pipes up, ""The secretary typed while the boss dictated!"" The teacher says, ""Excellent, but 'dictated' is past tense. I'm looking for someone who can just use the word 'dictate'."" Finally a student in the back stands up and says, ""Hey, baby!! How …

Why didn't Hitler get tertiary education? He couldn't stand Jew-near college.

My friends said I looked kinda like Hitler from the side I'm laterally Hitler

If i could give any advice to hitler... Auschwitz should have been the first thing you made.

Why was Hitler better than Jesus (offensive)? Belated Hitler birthday joke! Jesus may have fed 5,000 people with a few loaves of bread and fish, but Hitler made 6 million Jews toast.

Two Jewish guys are outside smoking... Hitler says, ""Who left these bodies here? Get them back inside the camp!""

Why did Hitler really kill himself because he couldn't pay his gas bill

Know why the whole thing with hitler and the Jews happens Because he asked for a glass of juice but everyone thought he said gas the Jews.

Is okay to laugh if Hitler jokes are considered to be the vorst?

Today is Hitler s birthday. How about a hitler joke? Why did Hitler give the jews a shower? - They were Au-schvitzing.

knock knock its me hitler and i have to poop, end of joke.jpg

What's the difference between Hitler and a bowl of soup? A lot of things, can you really not tell the difference?

What's the difference between Lance Armstrong and Hitler? Lance could finish a race

Beautiful Austria One day, Hitler was sitting on a bench in the alps with some old friends, enjoying the beautiful valley below them. ""Ah, Germany is a wonderful country!"", he said. ""But Mein Fuhrer, this is Austria!"", said one of the friends. ""Well, NOW it's Austria...""

What's the Hitler Youth's favorite weather? Heil

WWII era Soviet joke In the middle of Stalin's war council Marshall Zhukov storms out of the room, muttering ""The moustached tyrant went utterly batshit"" to himself. Head of NKVD Lavrentiy Beria hears him and immediately repeats what he heard to Stalin. Stalin calls Zhukov back and asks who did he mean. ""Hitler, of course."" ""And who did **you** think he meant, comrade Beria?""

Why isnt Hitler invited to any BBQs? Cuhs he burns all the franks! Friend told me this, so im sorry if this has already been posted.

Why Wasn't Hitler Allowed to Host Jeapoardy? He kept asking the contestants if their answers were their final solution.

How did hitler like his women? just like his swastikas. No curves

It's a well-known historical fact that Hitler lost WWII because he was ignorant of the severity of Russian winters... On one of the first days of the German offensive into Russia, a strange form of precipitation began to fall. Fascinated, Hitler asked his high command, ""What are these white rocks falling from the sky?"" To which a general replied, ""It's hail, Hitler.""

What was the last thing Hitler said to his men, before they got into their tanks? Men, get into your tanks.

Hitler is talking to God Hitler dies and is at Heavens gate. Hitler asked why he can not come in God answers ""Hitler you killed almost 11 million people!"" Hitler respawns with ""Well at least most of them were jews""

My friend recently tried to get appointed chancellor of Germany but failed. I told him he was literally worse than Hitler.