#hitler

A man walks into a bar and sees Hitler. He asks if he can sit with him and ask him some questions, Hitler obliges. After a while the man works up the courage to ask more serious questions. ""How many people did you kill?"" asks the man. ""Six million jews and one birthday clown"" Hitler answers. The man's eyes widen. ""Why the clown?"" the man asked, after a long period of silence. Hitler laughs. ""I was only joking. See, nobody cares about the Jews!""

Hitler wasn't all that bad, He killed Hitler.

What does Acetone and Hitler have in common? They're both Polish removers!

Hitler favorite price? nein neinty nein!

What would Hitler have said to the Jews if he were a Keynesian economist? ""In the short run, _you're_ all dead!""

What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt? Bolt can finish a race.

What do you call a female Hitler? [This post has been deleted]

What's the difference between Reddit's CEO and Hitler? There's no ""L"" in Pao.

Obama, Putin and Merkel are walking along the beach... ...when Putin starts bragging ""My submarines are better than yours, and my men are better trained. They can stay under water for months!"" Obama doesn't seem impressed. ""Even if that were true, US Naval Intelligence knows where every ship in the world is at every moment. You are no threat to us."" Suddenly, a submarine emerges from the water, a hatch opens, a man gets out and shouts over: ""Heil Hitler! Can anybody tell me where to get mor…

What martial art did Hitler have a black belt in? Gazillion Jew-Jitsu

So Hitler gets sent to hell after he dies The Devil sees that Hitler has arrived and starts to get excited Devil: ""Wow Hitler I am literally your biggest fan! Watch this, watch this."" The Devil snaps his fingers and a giant frying pan appears. He snaps his fingers again and 50 Jews fall from the sky and burn up in the pan. Hitler: ""Wow that's amazing!"" Devil: ""Watch again, watch again!"" He snaps his fingers again and 50 more jews fall from the sky and burn up in the pan Hitler not being ab…

What do Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini and Ayn Rand have in common? They are all dead.

Why is hitler vegetarian Because he burnt all his meat!

How did Hitler like to have his juice in the morning? 100% concentrated.

Hitler sponsors a 10k... He calls it the ""Master Race""

Hitler was a great man. He killed Hitler.

Where did Hitler put all the Jewish cats? Meowschwitz

Hitler is threatening to start World War 3 He is dead serious. ayyy lmao

Someone talking about something passionately automatically makes them 10 times cuter, unless it's Hitler... Then it's only nein times cuter

If Hitler went to art school... He'd probably work at a restaurant. Since he majored in art, he'd probably work there for a while, long enough to see the invention of carbonated drinks. Really, even if Hitler went to art school, he'd still be gassing the juice.

(Worst Joke) Why did Hitler open the window? To let fresh aryan

Why did Hitler kill himself... ... Because he was being charged for the gas bill

Why is it so hard to forgive hitler? Because he did nothing wrong

How did people travel through Germany when Hitler was in power? Not sea. Get it? like Nazi. but not sea. get it?

Whats the difference between Usain bolt and Hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race. Edit: Grammar