#hitler

A copy of Mein Kampf that belonged to Hitler was sold at auction for over $20,000... to an anonymous presidential candidate.

I wonder if Hitler ever thought... ""Crap, did I turn the oven off?""

What did Hitler call his favorite piece of furniture? Mein Kampfy Chair

Say what you will about hitler... At least he killed 6 million Jews

Why did Hitler always win at limbo? Because no one else could stoop any lower.

Stop calling Donald Trump ""Hitler"" Really, Hitler doesn't deserve to be slandered like that!

Hitler Joke One day, Adolf Hitler was just hanging out in Germany after he became leader. He became thirsty and asked his servant, ""will you please fetch me a glass of juice?"". ""Of course, sir"", the servant replied A few minutes passed and Hitler still didn't receive his juice. He calls for his servant and says, ""where is my juice?"". ""Gassing them as we speak"", replied the servant. ""What are you talking about?"", replied Hitler curiously. ""All the Jews, gone"", stated the servant. Hitl…

Putting juice in the fridge is fine but put it in the oven and you're literally Hitler

Hitler decides to hire a weather forecaster [Hitler] what's the weather looking like today? [Forecaster] Hail, Hitler!

Why does Hitler wear boxers in the winter time? He already lost one nut, he doesn't want to lose another!

Politically incorrect What's long and black? The unemployment line What's the difference between Michael phelps and hitler? Phelps could finish a race What's the difference between money and Jews? Id give a shit if I lost 6 millions Jews

So Hitler is working at a bookstore and I go up to him and say, ""Hey, do you have any books about the expense of a yell?"" He replies, ""Kinda, I have this book about the Holla' cost.""

Why was Hitler confused when he arrived in hell? He did Nazi the Aryan his ways.

Trump must be Hitler... ...because he sure is killin the pol(l)s right now!

Why did Hitler invade Hungary? Because he can't resist a HungAryan :)

People keep comparing Trump to Hitler, but that is just not true. I mean, Hitler could paint.

Use chemicals to remove polish nobody bats an eye Use chemicals to remove Polish and you are literally Hitler.

Why doesn't Hitler like Jewish wivern's? Because they're a dragon the state

Hitler wasn't that bad of a guy He was only doing what he thought was reich.

How does Hitler like his steak? Nice and Jew-cy.

Adolf Hitler once asked the Germans if it was raining in their place The Germans replied ""No, it's hail Hitler""

What did hitler say on his cake day? YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN USING THE OVENS FOR THE FINAL SOLUTION!

Everyone always talks about how great Jesus was... ...because he fed 5000 people with a couple fish and five loaves of bread. But no one ever talks about Hitler. He made 6 million Jews toast.

There's a lot of hate against Neo-Nazi groups... But you must agree with them that Hitler was right

What is the difference between an Olympic runner and Hitler? An Olympic runner can finish a race.