#hitler

What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't? successfully end a race.

Guys, Trump isn't Hitler... ...because Hitler actually won the popular vote.

TIL: Hitler was a very emotional golfer ...Every time his ball went into a bunker, he became suicidal!

Jesus fed 5,000 Jewish people With bread and fish, and he's adored for it. I don't get it, Hitler made 6 million Jewish people toast and he's hated for it

Sir, we're mining useless ores! A soldier said, ""Sir, we're mining useless ores!"" Hitler thinks for a minute and responds, ""Mine less."" A grammar nazi runs up and says, ""MINE FEWER"" Hitler looks up, ""Yes?""

What does Hitler drink each morning? Some Jews

How does Hitler organize his juice? By concentration

Bee Movie came out nine years ago today. Seinfeld had been off the air nine years when Bee Movie came out. Seinfeld was on the air for nine seasons... And this Halloween weekend, since he can get away with it, Jerry is dressing as Hitler just so he can scream ""NINE! NINE! NINE!""

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he killed Hitler.

An old Hitler joke Some time ago, a medium contacted Hitler's spirit by accident. Out of curiosity, he decided to listen to what Hitler had to say. ""Listen to my words, you little brat: I'm gonna reincarnate someday, and I'm gonna kill six million Jews and two dogs"". ""Why the two dogs?"" the medium replied. ""See, nobody cares about the Jews!""

How did hitler rise to power? He didn't everyone else just fell.

You know, Hitler must have been a pretty great artist. There are a ton of museums dedicated to his work, after all.

the man who killed hitler ...sacrificed his life to do it but people still hate him.

(Slightly racist) What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? One can finish a race.

What did Hitler say when he put on a blindfold? ""I can Nazi.""

My friends think I'm racist for wanting Hitler to have finished what he started... Is it really that bad that I like his art?

Donald Trump was born a year after Hitler died. I now believe in reincarnation.

Stalin bragged that his death camps were better than Hitler's. Hitler responded, ""Jewish.""

Obama, Putin and Merkel discuss their submarines. All three are sitting at a resort by the seaside, and are arguing. Obama begins by saying ""American submarines are the best in the world, they can go for weeks without needing supplies!"" Putin laughs and tell them ""Stupid globalists. Russian submarines are best in world, they go MONTHS without refueling."" Merkel opens her mouth to speak, when a submarine rises out of the water. A man opens the hatch and shouts ""Heil Hitler! We need fuel!""

Hitler started the first ever Jewish Marathon.. But he couldn't finish the race

So they've finally got Hitler in court.. And the Judge says to him, ""Adolf, if you were given a chance to change anything about what you've done, what would you do?"" Hitler replies, ""Well first I'd kill a few million more Jews, and then I'd kill a clown."" With a contorted face the Judge asks, ""Why would you kill a clown?"" Hitler says, ""See--nobody cares about the Jews.""

Why Hitler was late to work? He accidently didn't took the second left but the third Reich.

Hitler was one of the most evil men in history. He ordered the mass genocide of 6 million Jews and was pretty much responsible for kicking off World War II. Although, on the plus side, if he hadn't have done all that there would be no Call of Duty: World at War

What's the difference between an athlete and Hitler? An athlete succeeds in ending a race.

[Offensive] One from the pub again: an old Jewish man wins the lottery... It's a big old lottery, and he has to go up on stage to accept it. His speech? He thanks his mum, his dad, his family, and then Hitler. Everyone's all riled up. They ask: why Hitler? He rolls up his sleeve, flips his arm over, and tells the crowd: ""Well, he gave me the numbers.""