#boston

To use Google efficiently, write like Tarzan. "good tacos boston"

[1773] "Your majesty, last night some angry colonists dumped our tea into the Boston Harbor" *three English ladies faint* WTF THIS MEANS WAR

Pretty sure that I could win any marathon in Kenya that is held on the exact same day as the Boston Marathon.

We're so festive in Boston that we do the whole "Don't drink the water" thing the entire week of Cinco de Mayo.

Man, the frappes at the grinder place by the rotary are wicked good. Go Sox! Sorry about that. I had 2 Boston Kreme donuts this morning.

For most people when you lose your "khakis" you've lost your pants. When you're from Boston & lose your "khakis" you can't start your car.

First white Muslims in Boston, now a 7'0" gay black pro athlete. Narrow-minded conservatives everywhere are having a very confusing month.

It's amazing with all of the bars in Boston that AT&T; only has one.

"I lost my Khakis" - a guy from Boston who lost his car keys.

My idea of Hell would be Ben Affleck reading me a sushi menu in his "Boston guy" voice.

A young guy from Nebraska moves to Florida and goes to a big ""everything under one roof"" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, ""Do you have any sales experience?"" The kid says, ""Yeah. I was a salesman back in Omaha."" Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. ""You start tomorrow."" I'll come down after we close and see how you did."" His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. ""How many customers bo…

I was thinking about sharing a joke about the Boston Marathon Bombings But there are just some lines that should not be crossed

It must suck to be creative in Boston... Because everyone tells you how ""ah-tistic"" you ah.

What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't? successfully end a race.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Ferns and Flowers A famous British writer and wit is visiting Boston. Anxious to please him, his devotees trouble themselves to fill the hall where he will be speaking with his favorite flowers. However, the florist screws up the order and delivers sixty large, albeit rather fine and lush, potted ferns rather than the desired flowers. Chaos ensues. Hoping to restore calm the visiting wit ameliorates: ""Ladies! Gentlemen! With fronds like these, who needs anemones?""

Bill Cosby awarded another honorary degree from Boston University, this time is was Anesthesiology.

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet? The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

I saw that they were opening a new beauty store in Boston. I think it was called ""Boston balmer""

Why is a Boston painting school so special? Because everyone there is ahtistic.

What do you call it when... A guy from Massachusetts doesn't pull out? A Boston cream pie!

With this new winter storm on the way, it looks like Boston is going to get hammered again. They'll also be getting snow too.

Bought a sled on sale in Boston Got a real tobahgain.

Friend ran in the Boston Marathon, He said he had a blast but can't feel his legs.

So I hear the victims of the Boston bombings were given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their bravery... But apparently they're all being ungrateful about it, and are complaining about the Phantom pain.