#khakis

I just put on my khakis and found a golf tee in the pocket, which may be the whitest thing to ever happen to anyone.

For most people when you lose your "khakis" you've lost your pants. When you're from Boston & lose your "khakis" you can't start your car.

A great white shark is just a normal shark with khakis and a high credit score.

Cargo pants are for when you want to wear khakis, but also want to be a backpack.

Why was the New Englander so intent on looking for his khakis? Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.

What kind of khakis do birds wear? Khakaws!

An elite club in New York City hosts its annual banquet... It is known for upholding a number of very picky rules, notably a strict dress code. Justin Timberlake walks to the door wearing a sports coat and khakis. The bouncer says, ""You didn't meet the dress code. Please leave."" Leonardo Dicaprio walks to the door wearing a collared shirt, formal pants, and a tasteful bowtie; However, once again, the bouncer says, ""You didn't meet the dress code. Please leave."" Barack Obama and his entourage…

[Original] Boston roommate. My roommate's from Boston. This morning, he's still in the house after I got up. ""Aren't you late for work?"", I asked. ""Yeah, I'm looking for my khakis"" ""Look for them when you get back"" ""Well, how the hell am I supposed to get in my car?""

The Difference Between Football in the North and South WOMEN'S ATTIRE Up North: Chapstick in their back pocket and a $20 bill in their front pocket. Down South: Louis Vuitton duffel with two lipsticks, powder, mascara (waterproof), concealer, and a fifth of bourbon. Wallet not necessary, that's what dates are for. STADIUM SIZE Up North: College football stadiums hold 20,000. Down South: High School football stadiums hold 20,000. FATHERS Up North: Expect their daughter to understand Sylvia Plath.…

Khakis In most places, losing your khakis means you have no pants. In Boston, if you lose your khakis, you can't drive.

In most of the country, if you lose your khakis you have no pants... But in Boston, if you lose your khakis you can't start your car.

In most of the country if you lose your khakis you have no pants...

what kind of pants does a monkey wear? ma-khakis

When an old Navy chief retired to run a chicken ranch, he took with him his long-time companion, his pet parrot. But the first morning at 4.30, the parrot squawked loudly and said: "Reveille! Reveille! Up all hands! Heave out!" Roused from his slumbers, the old chief told the parrot: "We are no longer in the Navy. Now go back to sleep." The next morning, the parrot did the same thing, and the chief told him: "If you keep this up every morning, I'm going to put you in the chicken pen!" So when th…