I just put on my khakis and found a golf tee in the pocket, which may be the whitest thing to ever happen to anyone.

A great white shark is just a normal shark with khakis and a high credit score.

Cargo pants are for when you want to wear khakis, but also want to be a backpack.

Why was the New Englander so intent on looking for his khakis? Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.