#ben-affleck

BEN AFFLECK: I'm directing a new movie and I was thinking about you for the lead role BEN AFFLECK: Well I'm obviously very flattered

Good cop: If you just let us know where the body is, we'll let you go Bad Batman: Ben Affleck

Overheard a teenager watching Armageddon for the 1st time (after Bruce Willis blows up): "lol at least the hot one lived (Ben Affleck)."

Denial. Anger. Bargaining. Depression. Acceptance. These are the five stages of learning that Ben Affleck is the new Batman.

If Ben Affleck played Daredevil and Batman does that mean that he's blind as a bat? #WellThatsAGoodQuestion

As long as Apple doesn't announce Ben Affleck as the new iPhone I think everything is going to be OK.

In the Ben Affleck version, Batman's parents kill themselves.

My idea of Hell would be Ben Affleck reading me a sushi menu in his "Boston guy" voice.

You read for a part, you feel good about it, you feel confident, then they cast Ben Affleck.

Batman Vs Snyder Ben Affleck : I'm sure Justice League will fare far better than BvS now that I'm here Snyder : In that case, I'm sure it will beat Captain America Civil war in the opening weekend Ben Affleck : Ha ha ha...don't joke Snyder : You started it!

Ben Affleck being Batman won't ruin Batman v. Superman. (It'll be Zack Synder's fault.)

Jennifer Lopez has filed for divorce from Ben Affleck after two years of marriage. The couple have spent their time in court discussing how to split their mutual assets... Particularly who gets the blame for Jersey Girl.

How do you become friends with Ben Affleck? Mistake him for George Clooney.