A 90 year old man wins the Powerball for 400 million dollars.. He arrives at the press conference, accepts his giant check and teary eyed with joy proceeds to take questions from the media storm. First reporter asks "What is your full name?" He replies his name is Ira Mandelbaum. Second reporter asks "What are you going to do now?" Ira replies "First, I am going to buy all of my children their own homes. Next, I am going to buy myself a nice car. Then I am going to set-up college funds fo…

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A man walks into a bar (semi-original) A man walks into a bar and sees a bunch of old men sitting around talking and drinking. He gets up to the bar, and orders himself a drink, and casually listens into the conversations. "Yes yes, but number 42." "Number 42? Two fifty eight." "Are you kidding me? Thirty three my friend. Thirty three." The man looks at the bartender and asks, "Hey what's with the numbers?" "Oh they're just talking politics. Same group, day in and day out." "But …

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Ww2 joke i heard recently So, it’s 1941 and a young German boy is listening to the radio. On the radio Hitler announces that Germany is declaring war on the United States. The boy asks, β€œFather, where is the United States?” β€œHere, let me show you,” His father responds and points at a map of North America. The boy then asks, β€œWe are at war with Russia too, right? Where’s that?” The father then points at a map of the Soviet Union. β€œI think we’re also at war with the British,” the boy says. β€œβ€¦

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Hitler's platoon One day before a big battle during WW2 Hitler lined up his men in rows for a speech. During his speech he got interrupted by a sneeze coming from the crowd of soldiers. "Who sneezed?!" said Hitler angrily, stopping mid way through his speech. None of the soldiers from the first row dared to speak up. "Hans, Shoot!" yelled Hitler as Hans, his right hand man, levelled the first row of men with the ground. The same thing happened with the secomd row. Hitler asked who sneezed, n…

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