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A man arrives at the top of a mountain and the Guru who lives there greets him. ""I can answer any question you have."" The man replies, ""Where are my sun glasses? It's really bright up here."" The Guru replies, ""On the top of your head."" The man finds his sunglasses and says, ""Thank you for sharing your perspective. I just couldn't see."" As the man turns to leave, the Guru stops him, ""Wait, that's it? You came all the way up here to ask *THAT* question?"" The man says, ""Yes, thank you.""…

Who is Sasha Grey? Dude 1: Do you know Sasha Grey? Dude 2: Who's she? Dude 1: You don't know? Google her, man.. After a minute.. Dude 1: Found her? Dude 1: ? Dude 1: Hello.. Dude 1: Are you there? Dude 2: Yha. Kjusy eaif fro mntire. Dude 1: wtf is that? After a minute.. Dude 2: Sorry man, was typing in one hand..

It costs $6 to visit Karl Marx's grave. Google it.

Life without you is like FACEBOOK without friends, YOUTUBE without videos and GOOGLE with no results...

Foreigners of Reddit: Post a joke from/in your native language with google translate. Let's see, if we can still have a laugh. Don't tell us what language the joke was translated from though, so wen can't just re-google-translate it.

There once a website called toogle now it is google

So, I'm painting a big blue rectangle in my backyard. So Google Earth will think that I have a pool :/

Julius Caesar bought a Google GPS and said, 'Youtube, route us'.

The Internet walks into a bar A young man exclaims: ""Hey, you shouldn't sit here, you should be at work, otherwise Google won't function and Facebook will be out of order!"" The Internet, always grumpy, replies: ""Bartender! Gimme a beer. Who is this fella who cares so much for those two idiots?"" The bartender smiles and says: ""You're the Internet, you know everything."" The young guy whispers his IP address in the ear of the Internet. The Internet, a very shy personality, blushes, whispers s…

I exclusively use internet explorer to download Google chrome.

Dear Google, It's *You're,not ""Your"" https://gyazo.com/96cc1d47896deae8c436aa8afb56f36b

What's better, Google or Yahoo? Let's Google it.

Miley Cyrus That's the whole joke. though if you want you should google Miley Cyrus--the main picture above her description... wtf

Most people browse on Google or Bing... But I browse on fleek

Scary Story Told In Only 6 Words Your search history google is PUBLIC !!!

Wheres the best place to hide a body? Page 2 of google search results

Is your name Google? Me: Is your name Gooogle? Other: No, why? Me: Because you have everything i'm searching for. **EDIT** I guess Reddit is not into being cool, getting laid, and learning what women like using the best pickup lines based on all the down votes. Whatever...

What do you call an annoying Hungarian person? A Budapest. Did a quick Google search and couldn't find this joke anywhere. Taking the credit for making it up but someone somewhere must have uttered those words before.

Google changed to Alphabet Mostly alpha, not making it to bet-

Finally, GOOGLE will be firmly AHEAD of APPLE... ...ALPHABETICALLY :)

[Satire] Windows 10 Update According to insider references, Microsoft should be coming out with a statement in the near future regarding Windows 10. Much like the unravelment of the Donald Trump campaign by Stephen Colbert, Windows 10 is supposedly a hilarious joke that no one seems to catch on to. The statement Microsoft will be releasing will be in acknowledgment of this joke along with plans for an automatic reset to users' previous OSs that will occur in the near future. ""We thought that pe…

I just checked out the new Windows 10 browser. I'm still on the edge to download Google Chrome.

I just opened up Microsoft Edge... Now I can download Google Chrome in style.

The best place to hide a dead body is page 2 of Google search results or page 1 of Bing.

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