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I'm open to change but not when it's sudden like Stephen Colbert getting new glasses with no warning

I heard Stephen Colbert make a lot of puns on Sandwiches. Lettuce take a moment to appreciate that. They were absolutely great buns to be honest. Mayo be it's my favorite monologue this week. Was a little cheezy though. It's hard to ketchup to something like that you know. I'm glad to see what he has bacon lately. I love such jokes but I'm in a pickle. I butter come up with something soon. If it's not good, I'll probably get an egg on my face. I would love an onion from you guys though. I know I…

What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common? Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.

[Satire] Windows 10 Update According to insider references, Microsoft should be coming out with a statement in the near future regarding Windows 10. Much like the unravelment of the Donald Trump campaign by Stephen Colbert, Windows 10 is supposedly a hilarious joke that no one seems to catch on to. The statement Microsoft will be releasing will be in acknowledgment of this joke along with plans for an automatic reset to users' previous OSs that will occur in the near future. ""We thought that pe…

Inauguration Limerick by Stephen Colbert There once was a man named Barack Whose re-election came as a shock He raised taxes I pay And turned marriage gay And now he's coming after your Glock

What if Stephen Colbert got involved in a scandal? It would be called Colgate.

Sean Connery was interviewed by Stephen Colbert and bragged that despite his 87 years of age

What do ISIS and cats have in common? They're both a bunch of pussies. Credit to Stephen Colbert.

Do know what a honeymoon salad is? Lettuce alone and no dressing. Picked from the Stephen Colbert show.