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Just bought Colgate mouthwash 'cause it builds stronger gums and someday my gums might have to lift a car off a baby.

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Don't buy Colgate whitening toothpaste!! Label reads: Guaranteed whiteness in only 14 days... 15 days later and I'm still black.

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What do you call a controversy surrounding toothpaste. Colgate.

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What if Stephen Colbert got involved in a scandal? It would be called Colgate.

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Hey baby call me Colgate

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I am like Colgate toothpaste when I dance Noticeably White

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Did you hear about the big toothpaste scandal? The media are calling it Colgate...

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Don't buy Colgate whitening toothpaste It says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

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So I tried Colgate for the first time.. was not impressed- The tube said 'Guaranteed whiteness in 3 brushes". 3 brushes later, I'm still Asian. (Speaking of still Asians, my grandma's a quadriplegic. She's a pretty still Asian)

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Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport? because it provides cavity protection

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Q: WHICH IS THE GATE WE CAN'T ENTER A: COLGATE (TOOTHPASTE)

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