As a white, male acoustic-guitar owner, it appears I'm legally obligated to post a video of myself playing on YouTube.

The best thing about being over 25 is that no one can find embarrassing Youtube videos of you as a kid.

To use Google efficiently, write like Tarzan. "good tacos boston"

I always keep a google search for "how to find anyone, anywhere, and kill them" open on my phone in case anyone steals it.