#google

I'm so poor I'm taking a vacation on Google Street View this year.

[phone w/ son while in bank thats being robbed] in case this goes bad, go to google on the iPad and delete "can owls fly" before mom sees it

If Google can't find the answer, it's not a question.

Before the invention of the Internet, primitive humans had to Google stuff by waterboarding a librarian.

[bedtime] brain: hey remember that lost episode where the couple gets paralyzed DO THOSE SPIDERS LIVE NEAR US me: SLEEP brain: NO, GOOGLE IT

Based on my search history, Google suggests: A social life

If i had to guess, i would guess that the number one search word on Bing is Google.

whats that detective, the serial killer is in the mall? i'll hack into their security cameras real fast [types "job openings" into google]

My greatest fear is sitting in front of thousands of people while my Google search history is read aloud.

Huh? Guess I must've got drunk and married Google at some point. I can barely get a word out now before it tries to finish my sentence.

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt? *Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

[Arkham Asylum] GUARD 1: that guy's CRAZY *gestures to Joker's cell* JOKER: *using Bing instead of Google* GUARD 2: *whispers* holy shit

Cyclists who don't obey street signs should have to wear their google search history on a t-shirt.

I see London, I see France! (I'm looking at Google maps)

Don't google "can you die from an ear infection" at 2am

Reporter: so what is it like being in Maroon 5 when you're not Adam Levine, um Mr. Uh- *quickly googles for his name but google has no idea*

Been married six months and I can't even remember the last time I felt lucky on Google.

Some of you should not be allowed to procreate and if you have to google what procreate means, then I'm talking about you in particular.

According to my google history, I spent most of last night trying to buy a llama.

The first rule of procrastination club is: Google some weird shit then take a nap.

[Google search history] Moles How to kill moles How to make homemade bombs Rescue moles from cave-in Dealing with regret Mole stew

I just Googled 'Nicolas Cage jokes' and it showed me a list of every film he's been in. Well played, Google.

Baby talk is confusing, desperate to find out if the baby was in pain I had to do it I had to ... ... Google gaga.

So I looked this up on Yahoo... Just kidding, I used Google.

Old lady joke * An old lady is walking down the street and suddenly a wild hot young stud appeared! * She asks: ""Excuse me, is your name Google?"" * The young man scratches his head confused and replies ""No, why do you ask?"" * Grinning she answers ""Well... it's because you have all that I'm searching for!"" [lololol](http://www.ragemaker.net/images/Malicious%20-%20Troll/troll%20insane.png) I know, i know, kinda lame, but it made me laugh so I shared it with you Reddit.