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If Google was a religion and could save your soul... - Confessional would be both mandatory, assuming you wish to continue believing in this religion. You'll get prompted about it every time you visited a Google House of Worship, or any house using Google services. - Don't worry about what to confess though, Google's so integrated in your life, they already know. It appears from your frequent search history for upscale restaurants you may want to confess gluttony, and from the amount of time you…

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20 Truths For Mature Humans http://nookbank.com/jokes 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 6. Was learning cursive really necessary? 7. Map Quest really needs to st…

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New Smart shoes I was recently in a study group for google, trying out new smart shoes. The idea was simple. No matter how out of it you were these shoes could use google maps and take you home. Thing is mine got a bit bored of the same route every night to the pub and back. They wanted to get out and see the world. So one night they stole a car and drove off. Turns out being shoes they couldn't see where they were going so crashed into a river and were destroyed. This loss really hit me hard, I…

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