Birthday One liners Dear eyelashes, wishbones, dandelions, pennies, shooting stars, 11:11 and birthday candles: Do your job. Dear google. Happy birthday. You just turned 14 and you know so much. Thank you for helping me with my homework. Sincerely Me. l
Stranger: "Excuse me where is the nearest..." Me: "GOOGLE IT!"
Kids: haha you have to work and we don't have school today Me *closing the front door* I changed the wifi password. Love you guys!
Whenever I'm behind a college girl in starbucks she has to order a triple mocha dark chocolate raspberry ugg boot white iphone 5 spice latte
Went to "The Social Network." I ran into people I didn't like in high school and they kept showing me pictures of their kids.
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