#tina

HOLY SHIT. THANK GOD TINA S. UPDATED HER FACEBOOK STATUS TO "i hate studyyinggg" OR ELSE WHO WOULD HAVE KNOWN?! BIG NEWS, TINA! BIG NEWS.

Please put away that scary photo, Tina. That's my X-ray. I'm not sure what's worse: the fact you dated a skeleton or that its name was Ray.

ECHO! ECHO! ECHO! Hahaha. Just kidding Tina! But in all seriousness that's quite a serious infection you have here. - Me as a Gynaecologist

A Blonde Jokes Two blondes (let's call them Tina and Julie) are talking. Tina: Did you know this New Year is on friday? Julie: OMG, I hope it's not on the 13th.

Two old ladies, Sunny and Tina, were outside their nursing home having a smoke, when it started to rain. Tina pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Sunny: ""What's that?"" Tina: ""A condom."" Sunny: ""Where'd you get it?"" Tina: ""You can get them at any chemist"" The next day, Sunny hobbled into the local chemist and announced to the pharmacist that she wanted to buy a pack of condoms. The guy looked at her strangely (she was, after all, in her …

Is it true what ""they say"" about black guys? Tina's Mom used date black guys and Tina always wondered about that. So, one day she couldn't resist asking: ""Mom, is it true what they say about black guys?"" Her Mom said, ""Well in my experience I'd have to say yes."" ""The last one I was with totalled my car, maxxed out my credit cards, and got my sister pregnant.""

The $40 joke Steve is going out for his buddy's bachelor party. It's been planned for months. He gets home from work and quickly starts getting ready. His lady, Tina, surprises him with a fancy dress shirt for the big night. ""Aw thanks babe, it's amazing"". She tells him it was really expensive but ""he's worth it and it's a big night"". He leaves and meets the lads at the bar. No time for food, apparently and they dive straight into shooters. 8 shots in, no food and Steve stands up and pukes a…

From the Hospital... Husband: Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office. Tina brought me to the Hospital. They have been conducting examinations and tests and taking X-rays. The blow to my head, though very strong, will not have any serious or lasting injury. But I have three broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they may have to amputate my right foot. Wife: Who is Tina?

Life's Demerit System All married men will attest to some real wisdom in this message. In the world of romance, one single rule applies: MAKE THE WOMAN HAPPY! Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes, and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a non-exhaustive guide to the point system: SIMPLE DUTIES You make the bed. (+1) You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillows. (…

Marge, Tina, and Cindy had made plans to attend the premiere of Madonna'sfilm Evita. All three looked forward to the event, but at the lastminute an unforeseen emergency at work prevented Cindy from going with them.Feeling bad for Cindy's sake, the other two sniffled and wept. But Cindyconsoled them: ""Don't cry for me, Marge and Tina.""

A man named Chris This guy called Chris goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. "Hi, is tony home?" he asks. "No, he went to the store." "Well, you mind if I wait?" "No, come in" They sit down and Chris says, "You know Tina, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen, I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one." Tina thinks about this about this for a second and figures what the hell- a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly tha…

Son : "Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!" Father : "That's great son. Who is she?" Son: "It's Tina, the neighbor's daughter". Father : "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister." The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later Son : "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!" Father : "That's great son. Who is she?" Son: "It's Peny, the other neig…

The manager of a Guinness brewery travels to the home of one of his employees with bad news. He knocks on the door and the employee's wife, Tina, opens. He greets her and says, "I'm so sorry, Tina, but Jason died at the brewery today". "Oh my god!" replied Tina, "What happened?!" "He drowned in a vat of Guinness Stout," said the manager sadly. "That's terrible!" exclaimed Tina. "Was it a quick death at least?" "I'm afraid not," the manager replied. "He got out twice to take a piss."

"Mommy, what were you doing bouncing on daddy's stomach, last night?" "I have to do that, or daddies stomach gets very fat. Bouncing keeps him skinny." "That's not going to work. " "Why not?" "Because Tina the babysitter, keeps blowing him back up again."

Two old ladies Sunny and Tina

A husband sends a text to his wife. Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office. Tina brought me to the hospital. They have been taking tests and doing x-rays. The blow to my head is very strong, may be serious. Also, I have 3 broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture on my left leg and they may have to amputate the right foot. Wife's Response: Who is Tina?

Which kid?,"Wife: Honey, i think you don't love our kids equally. It seems you have one that gets less love from you. Husband: Really? Which kid do you mean? Karl Tina or the fat one

Which kid? Wife: Honey, i think you don't love our kids equally. It seems you have one that gets less love from you. Husband: Really? Which kid do you mean? Karl, Tina or the fat one

What was tina turners pet name for Ike? Beats me

As Hurricane Ike battered the east coast of America in 2008, people started wondering whether there was a town in Texas called Tina.