#guinness-brewery

The Guinness Brewery Mary O'Malley was waiting at home for her husband to come home from work at the Guinness brewery. While she was putting the finishing touches on dinner, she hears a knock on the door. Mary goes to the door to find her husband's friend/coworker, Seamus, on the other side. ""Oh, Seamus! Come in, come in! Please, make yourself at home, I'm just waiting for my husband to come back from work. Can I offer you some tea?"" Mary asked. ""No, thank you,"" replied Seamus. ""Mary, unfor…

Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. ""Brenda, may I come in?"" he asks. ""I've somethin' to tell ya."" ""Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"" ""That's what I'm here to be tellin' ya, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..."" ""Oh, God no!"" cries Brenda. ""Please don't tell me...."" ""I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."" Finally, she looked up at Tim…

The manager of a Guinness brewery travels to the home of one of his employees with bad news. He knocks on the door and the employee's wife, Tina, opens. He greets her and says, "I'm so sorry, Tina, but Jason died at the brewery today". "Oh my god!" replied Tina, "What happened?!" "He drowned in a vat of Guinness Stout," said the manager sadly. "That's terrible!" exclaimed Tina. "Was it a quick death at least?" "I'm afraid not," the manager replied. "He got out twice to take a piss."

A Guinness brewery worker travels to the home of his co-worker with bad news. I'm sorry Mary