#karl

My neighbor is a real douche & always cheating on his wife, so I changed my wifi to KARL IS CHEATING ON YOU AMY for when she needs my wifi.

Fidel Castro dies and goes to hell. There he discovers that he has a choice: he can go to capitalist hell or to communist hell. Naturally, he wants to compare the two, so he goes over to capitalist hell. There outside the door is the devil, who looks a bit like Ronald Reagan. ""What's it like in there?"" asks Fidel. ""Well,"" the devil replies, ""in capitalist hell, they flay you alive, then they boil you in oil and then they cut you up into small pieces with sharp knives."" ""That's terrible!""…

I visited Karl Marx's grave in London yesterday. It was just another Communist plot.

Two whales walk into a bar... The first whale says oooOOOOoOooOOoOoooOOOOoOoOOOooooOo The second whale says: ""Karl you're drunk!""

Austria, mid-1950s Once upon a time in an Austrian elementary school, the children were preparing for the school play. This year it was about classical musicians. The teacher asked some students who they'd like to portray in the production. Hans wanted to be Mozart, Johan wanted to be Beethoven, and Karl wanted to be Brahms. When little Arnold was asked, he replied ""I'll be Bach!""

Classroom Joke For class every student must research a natural disaster. So after everyone gets their topic, the teacher asks them what they chose. ""What did you get, Jimmy?"" ""Hurricanes."" ""What did you get, Thomas?"" ""Earthquakes."" ""What did you get, Karl?"" ""US Congress.""

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it? Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Marx as a Student In University, Karl Marx's Political Economics professor noted that every day, the young man would get up halfway through class and walk out, which caused a good deal of disruption. The professor quickly grew tired of the daily distraction, and so one day, as Marx stood up and prepared to leave, the professor stopped lecturing and turned to him. ""I am curious, Mr. Marx, what it is about my teaching you find so intolerable that you cannot sit through more than half of any given…

There's a Russian gay couple... One of them is called Vladislav, the other is called Karl. After happily loving each other for a fair few years, Karl discovers Vladislav is having an affair with Vladimir. Devastated, Karl gets onto his knees in front of Vladislav and bellows: "VLADISLAV? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more!"

What the Hell! A political activist named Dave was just arriving in Hell, and was told he had a choice to make. He could go to Capitalist Hell or to Communist Hell. Naturally, Dave wanted to compare the two, so he wandered over to Capitalist Hell. There outside the door was Rockefeller, looking bored. "What's it like in there?" asked Dave. "Well," he replied , "In Capitalist Hell, they flay you alive, boil you in oil, chain you to a rock and let a vulture tear your liver out, and cut you up in…

Why did Karl Marx’s toilet play music? Because of the violins inherent in the cistern

Which kid?,"Wife: Honey, i think you don't love our kids equally. It seems you have one that gets less love from you. Husband: Really? Which kid do you mean? Karl Tina or the fat one

Which kid? Wife: Honey, i think you don't love our kids equally. It seems you have one that gets less love from you. Husband: Really? Which kid do you mean? Karl, Tina or the fat one

Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan? Because he was a kami!

Karl came out of the exam hall very sad. When asked he said, ‘I didn’t know the past tense of THINK. I THOUGHT and THOUGHT and finally wrote THUNK!