#karl-marx

Fidel Castro dies and goes to hell. There he discovers that he has a choice: he can go to capitalist hell or to communist hell. Naturally, he wants to compare the two, so he goes over to capitalist hell. There outside the door is the devil, who looks a bit like Ronald Reagan. ""What's it like in there?"" asks Fidel. ""Well,"" the devil replies, ""in capitalist hell, they flay you alive, then they boil you in oil and then they cut you up into small pieces with sharp knives."" ""That's terrible!""…

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Why does Karl Marx like stormy days? There are no classes.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism? Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: ""All you have to lose is your chains.""

What do Karl Marx and the founder of Linux have in common? Both of them hate classes.

Soviet Joke After Stalin's death, the Soviet nation decided to get rid of him once and for all and bury him as far away as possible. They set up a special commission. The commission turned to the British government with the request that they make available a plot in a British cemetery. ""Well,"" replies the British government, ""we do already have Karl Marx in England . . . Two such great masters in the one cemetery . . . That would be overdoing it a bit. . ."" So they tried the Germans. ""Well,…

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey? Because all proper tea is theft.

TIL that Karl Marx had a brother, named Moritz. Moritz was an early experimenter in electricity, like Tesla and Edison. He actually designed and developed the first chemical battery ever! It had dipoles, from which he ran lengths of beaten copper wire to his door, and wrapped them around the little looky-outy thing. Crazy, right? I guess he just wanted to...bring power to the peep-hole...

Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies? (OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea? Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

Sovietskoye Semyonov, a local party secretary, stopped Kagonovich on the street. ""Comrade,"" he asked, ""why don't you come for ideological instruction every Tuesday and Thursday evening?"" ""I don't need it,"" said Kagonovich. ""Who was Karl Marx?"" asked Semyonov. ""I don't know."" ""Who was Vladimir Lenin?"" ""I don't know."" Semyonov went on and on. Finally Kagonovich interrupted, ""You ask me who is this and who is that. Let me ask you! Who is Rudolf Ulyanov?"" ""I don't know,"" replied th…

Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much? Because they did not have proper tea.

What did the young European communist who walked in on Karl Marx in his workroom when he was working on the Communist Manifesto say? He said, what are you writing. Marx said the communist manifesto. He said, right on! (like write on). Edit: thanks for the awesome comments. U cant keep up!

Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes? Because he hated the Bu shuo!

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea? Because all proper tea is theft.

Karl Marx passed away and went to hell... After some days, Lucifer, caretaker of the hell met with Angel, who take care of Heaven. Yes, they meet sometimes in the corridors of heavenly worlds! Today Lucifer was gloomy. When Angel asked about his sadness, Lucifer replied. ""There is a new guy in hell named Karl Marx. He created all kinds of trouble in Hell. Now employee demons are striking and day-to-day work is not functioning in hell. Now there is a union for demons!"" To this angel replied ""W…

The day after Stalin's death... ...the Soviet nation decided to get rid of him once and for all and bury him as far away as possible. They set up a special commission. The commission turned to the British government with the request that they make available a plot in a British cemetery. ""Well,"" replies the British government, ""we do already have Karl Marx in England ... Two such great masters in the one cemetery . . . That would be overdoing it a bit..."" So they tried the Germans. ""Well, we…

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan? A Kami.

Miley Cyrus's VMA preformance... Was so classless Karl Marx came in his grave

What the Hell! A political activist named Dave was just arriving in Hell, and was told he had a choice to make. He could go to Capitalist Hell or to Communist Hell. Naturally, Dave wanted to compare the two, so he wandered over to Capitalist Hell. There outside the door was Rockefeller, looking bored. "What's it like in there?" asked Dave. "Well," he replied , "In Capitalist Hell, they flay you alive, boil you in oil, chain you to a rock and let a vulture tear your liver out, and cut you up in…

Why didn't Karl Marx drink Earl Gray? All proper tea is theft.

Karl Marx College is a total scam there aren't even any classes!

Karl Marx as a student In University

Hey girl is your name Karl Marx? Cuz you're starting an uprising in my lower classes

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft!