Did you hear about the man who was found dead shortly after insulting one Mr. T Crews? He died of dissin' Terry.

Fidel Castro Dies on Black Friday Adam Smith: 1 Karl Marx: 0

Fidel Castro dies and goes to hell. There he discovers that he has a choice: he can go to capitalist hell or to communist hell. Naturally, he wants to compare the two, so he goes over to capitalist hell. There outside the door is the devil, who looks a bit like Ronald Reagan. ""What's it like in there?"" asks Fidel. ""Well,"" the devil replies, ""in capitalist hell, they flay you alive, then they boil you in oil and then they cut you up into small pieces with sharp knives."" ""That's terrible!""…

Why does Karl Marx like stormy days? There are no classes.