[JOKE REQUEST] Edison, Tesla and Einstein walk into a bar... Not sure if this is the right sub for this, but I'm shooting a short film in the next 3 weeks and the script calls for a joke about Edison and Tesla to make a scene work. Problem is: I can't find a SINGLE one. You would think with all the tension swirling around Edison and Tesla via ""The War of Currents"" that there would be a few good ones. That being said... does anyone know any Edison/Tesla jokes? I'm having a strangely hard time w

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Inventors Tesla, Ford, and Edison were all standing on a stage, presenting their latest findings. Tesla strolled forward and announced that he had invented a brand new way to transmit energy through the air! The crowd clapped politely. Ford was next, and pulled the cover off a large engine. He had discovered a way to create horse less carriages! The crowd gasped and clapped louder. Edison took two steps to the left and threw up his arms to announce that he had invented a revolutionary new way to

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Invitation to a Scientists' ball Some of the replies from the scientists invited: Pierre and Marie Curie were radiating enthusiasm. Einstein thought it would be relatively easy to attend. Volta was electrified and Archimedes, buoyant at the thought. Ampere was worried he wasn't up to current research. Ohm resisted the idea at first. Boyle said he was under too much pressure. Edison thought it would be an illuminating experience. Watt reckoned it would be a good way to let off steam. Stephenson t

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In the early 20th Century, Thomas Edison was spreading the word about electricity. Once, while vacationing out West, he stopped at the Sioux reservation. Edison was shocked to learn that there was no indoor plumbing, and that he would have to use an outhouse. In fact, he was told, the Sioux had to use the outhouse regardless of the weather. To help the Sioux, Edison installed lights in the outhouse. With this kind act, he became the first person to wire a head for a reservation!

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