#cole

TIL J. Cole robbed a bank and was never caught despite there being several witnesses When police sketch artists asked witnesses for a description of the robber they said he had no features.

I gave $20 to Sanders today, I don't care what any of you say. I got The Colonel's $20 Fill Up. It has 8 pieces of Original Recipe chicken, large cole slaw, 4 biscuits and 2 large mashed potatoes and gravy. It left my family and I satisfied.

When I was 18 I got Coal from Santa Yup, raising Cole as a single mom was a punishment for being bad, I guess.

What do you call a guy/girl with no arms and no legs jokes. (WDYCAGWNAANL) Ok these are pretty common, so I'll start with a couple of standards and then add some I came up with. WDYCAGWNAANL in a mailbox? Bill WDYCAGWNAANL in front of a door? Matt WDYCAGWNAANL in the water? Bob WDYCAGWNAANL in a pile of leaves? Russel. In a hole? Doug. On a pile of dirt? Phil Now a few of my own ( although others have probably figured these out too): WDYCAGWNAANL on fire? Bernie Dead? Mort or Mortie With one rem…

Edney and Cole two Ohio Edison electrical repairmen were working on a blown house circuit. ""Hey Cole!"" said Edney. ""See those two wires?"" ""Sure"" Cole answered. ""Now just grab one of them."" Cole grabbed one of the wires. ""Feel anything?"" asked his partner. ""Not a thing"" answered Cole. ""Good!"" said Edney. ""Don't touch the other one or you'll drop dead!""

Scoutmaster Dear Dad & Mom, Our scoutmaster told us all write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and worried. We are OK. Only 1 of our tents and 2 Sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we we're all up on the mountain looking for Chad when it happened.Oh yea! Please call Chad's mother and tell her he is OK. He can't write because of the cast. I got to ride in one of the search & rescue jeeps. It was neat. We never would have found him in the dark…

What do you call Cole slaw that got made wrong? Murphy Slaw!