#poland

Hitler is sitting at a table with his generals... Hitler informs hit generals of his plan. ""We are going to invade Poland, we are going to kill six million jews and 4 clowns!"" states Hitler. His generals mumble and look among themselves confused and ask ""Mein Fuhrer, why the 4 clowns?"" Hitler slams his fist on the table and states excitedly ""SEE! I knew no one would care about the Jews!""

What was the weather forcast in poland on the day before the german invasion? 86% chance of heil

In a Jewish town in Poland back in the days, a guy sees a nice pocket watch in a shop display. So he walks into the shop and asks: ""How much for the pocket watch in the shop display?"" ""I don't sell watches"" ""So why do you have a pocket watch in your shop display?"" ""Well what else do you suggest I should put there? I'm the town circumsiser""

A German visits Poland. A German visits Poland, and is stopped at the boarder by a Polish official. The Polish Official asked ""Occupation?"" The German replied ""Yes,"" and thus began the bloodiest conflict in human history.

China, Russia, and Poland venture to space. China says they'll go to Pluto because it's the farthest. Russia says they'll go to Jupiter because it's the biggest. Poland says they'll go to the Sun. Russia and China warn that they'll melt. They reply, ""We'll go at night.""

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland? All the horses drowned

Poland started World War 2 like Iraq was responsible for 9/11

What do you call an attractive girl in Poland A tourist. Or swap in Poland for wherever, spread the love.

What does a Jew, in Poland with a Stomach ache have? The Auschits

Vladimir Putin is in the line for customs when he arrives at Poland for a summit. Customs Officer: ""Name?"" Putin: ""Vladimir Putin."" Customs Officer: ""Nationality?"" Putin: ""Russian."" Customs Officer: ""Occupation?"" Putin: ""No, just visiting.""

In the United States they say ""It's ten o'clock, do you know where your child is?""... In France they say ""It's ten o'clock, do you know where your spouse is?"" And in Poland they say ""It's ten o'clock, do you know what time it is?""

In poland stainless steel is a lot cheaper... However it only applies to the version made in their own country, Stainless Steel Polish....

Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland? Cause North and South Poles repel each other ...

Putin decides to invade Poland. But first, he wants to check the future situation in his country by visiting a fortuneteller. Putin: Hello! I'd like to ask how much would a 0,7l bottle of vodka in Moscow 2016 cost. Fortuneteller: Hmmm... it seems about twenty. Putin: Rubles?!? Fortuneteller: No, PLN.

Why does Poland stay from Germany? a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

Soviet-era jokes go here A dog is sitting at the Poland/Czechslovakia border. He sees a friend crossing the border. ""Hey, what are you doing in Poland today?"" His friend replies, ""In Poland, I can get real meat to eat!"" ""Well, then, why are you returning to Czechslovakia?"" ""Because in Czechslovakia, I can bark!'

Germany and Russia joint up to invade Poland... At the start of the battle a lone sniper is able to sneak his way behind enemy lines, so far behind in fact that he manages to get a clear shot of the Russian general in charge of the invasion and the German lieutenant that works as his assistant. Knowing the repercussions of this moment, it becomes irritably apparent to the sniper whom he's to shoot first, and so he does. Days later when the Polish sniper is cough trying to escape the area, after …

Where does the red teletubby come from? Poland

A man is driving and hits a pole. ""I knew I never should've driven in Poland!""

Santa's Dilemma! It had been a strange and rough winter at the North Pole. There wasn't much snow but plenty of ice and rain. During the month of December, Santa always begins to make sure his flying team is ready for the speedy night trip on the eve of Christmas. Due to the weather, it was very rough going. Now, you should know, it doesn't ever take all eight reindeer of them to pull the sleigh, but it helped share the load. One could very well be enough, as they are magic. Something you may n…

Wet weather, no sleigh ride together! It had been a strange and rough winter at the North Pole. There wasn't much snow but plenty of ice and rain. During the month of December, Santa always begins to make sure his flying team is ready for the speedy night trip on the eve of Christmas. Due to the weather, it had been very rough going. It didn't ever take all eight of them to pull the sleigh, but it helped share the load. One could very well be enough, as they are magic. Now, something you may no…

I dont know if this is old but anyway What would you rate hitlers invasion of poland I personally would rate it nein out of ten Thankyou goodnight

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland? The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to invade Poland and one to tell you that jokes aren't funny.

Du Hast German heavy metal band Rammstein travels to Poland for the next stop on their international tour. As the airport official goes through their passports and checks them in, she asks, ""Occupation?"" The singer replies, ""No, no. Were just here to perform a show. We'll be gone by tomorrow morning.""