#poland

American Tourist An American tourist is visiting Poland by himself. One of the things he hopes to see there is the drinking capabilities of an average pole

My girlfriend said to treat her like a princess So I forced her into a marriage with a man she'd never met so that I could make an alliance with Poland.

A short history of Poland: ""And then it got worse.""

What did Germany say to France after conquering Poland? Europe next.

A german man goes to Poland. Crossing the border the guard asks reviews his documents.

A German man is leaving a plane after landing in Poland. The immigration officer asks him

A German man goes on holiday to Poland

On a transatlantic flight to Poland... ...the pilot announced on the intercom

A German is at the border to go to Poland. The officer asks him:

Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.

So... a German is getting ready to enter in a plane to Poland. ""Occupation?"" - The officer asks.

There once was a cow from Minsk The only cow in a small town in Poland stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from Moscow for 2

Vladimir Putin Vladimir Putin is in the line for customs when he arrives at Poland for a summit.

Putin decides to invade Poland Putin decides to invade Poland. But first

A Nazi flew to Poland... At passport check he was stopped and asked a few questions:

Why did Poland lose to Germany so quickly in WW2?,"They had to many resources dedicated to screwing in light bulbs. -credit goes to Joe he will beat me up otherwise

Did you hear, there's no more ice in Poland? The old lady with the recipe died...

Do you know why they can't make ice in Poland anymore? The lady that had the recipe died.

What is green and flies above Poland? Peter Pansky

Did you hear about the plane crash in Poland? It was a Cessna 2 seater, crashed into a graveyard, the body count is up to 453 and they are still finding more.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

Why did Poland lose to Germany so quickly in WW2? They had to many resources dedicated to screwing in light bulbs. -credit goes to Joe, he will beat me up otherwise

How do you know a car is from Poland? The Polish.

Why did Hitler invade Poland? To get to the other side.

Why did they ban Liquid Paper, White-Out, and all other correction fluids in Poland? They were making the PC screens unusable.