#poland

What do your mom and Poland have in common? a lot of countries have been inside her.

What do you call a destroyed bomb shelter in Poland? A helter-skelter Hitler shelter.

Why don't the polls like Donald Trump? Because he wants to send them back to Poland

What's green and flies over Poland? Snotzis.

How did the Germans invade Poland so quickly? They marched in backwards and the Poles thought they were leaving.

The only cow in a small town in Poland stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from Moscow for two thousand roubles or one from Minsk for one thousand roubles. Being frugal, they bought the cow from Minsk. The cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk, and the people were so happy that they decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and so produce more cows like it. Then they would never have to worry about their milk supply again. So they boug…

Teacher: “In 1940, what were the poles (of Poland) doing in Russia?” Student: “Holding up the telegraph wires, sir!”

Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?" "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it. " So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!" Although impressed, Bubba's bo…

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?