#pc

Me: Whatcha doing on the PC? Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT?!? D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Lies I'll never stop telling: 1. I'd never put you in a home, mom. 2. It's 6 inches long. 3. I have no idea how the PC got a virus.

Got any Steve Jobs pun/jokes? I'll start 1. They took err Jobs! 2. His death was App-alling 3. Windows may get viruses, but at least they don't get cancer 4. I tried to apply for a job at Apple. The clerk told me there were no Jobs there. 5. These are rumours. He will be back in 6 months time slimmer, faster and in a 128gb model. 6. Two tumors are talking one of them says ""we should get Jobs"" 7. A lot of hipsters are gonna get back into Apple because Steve Jobs is gonna be way underground. 8. …

TIL that in the PC version of GTA V there's a new keyboard shortcut which when you press it will cause your character to kill minorities Alt+Right

The PC term for Christmas C:\hristmas

x-post from R.J Morgan Berkeley - The Battle of Good versus Evil in the PC Age Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days. Finally they agreed to set up a test that would run two hours and then judge who does the better job.""So down Satan and Jesus sat at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent e-mail. They sent out e-mail with attachments. They …

I shouldn't have plugged my iPhone into the PC at the Kitchen It's now in the sync.

GTA V for the PC is taking so long to release... all of the radio stations will play classic hits.

What did the PC guy say to the Mac guy? At least my computer wasn't made by a bunch of chink-- sorry, I mean ""Asians."" | Edit: Yes, it is a racially suggestive joke, but don't downvote just based on that; they're acceptable in this sub. Edit 2: In case you don't get it, the PC guy is being **P**olitically **C**orrect.

I hear your not supposed to refer to police as policemen or women anymore. Something about it not being the PC term.

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said," I'm so sorry, your pet has passed away. "The distressed owner wailed, " Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm sure. The duck is dead," he replied. "How can you be so sure", she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or someth…

Why did they ban Liquid Paper, White-Out, and all other correction fluids in Poland? They were making the PC screens unusable.