#warsaw

Whats so good about german cars? They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

What is a Polish person's favorite weapon? A Warsaw...

Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland? Cause North and South Poles repel each other ...

How long is the flight? A Polish man calls up an airline. ""How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?"" ""One minute..."" ""Thank you."" *click*

Two Jewish Men in 1944 Poland Have a Plan To Kill Hitler Back in 1944 in the Warsaw ghetto, two Jewish men have planned to try to kill Hitler. They have discovered his travel route, they know the exact time-table, and they know he will pass close by to a nearby government building at exactly 7:00 PM. So, the two men make their plans, knowing that their lives are at high risk and that they will not likely return from this endeavor. They exit the ghetto, travel in the shadow of the buildings and t…

Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they'd never seen before. Each bought one. The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel he looked across to his friend and said ""I wouldn't eat that if I were you."" ""Why not?"" ""I took one bite and went blind for half a minute.""

Q: Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be used? A: No matter where you sat you were behind a Pole.

The Pretzel Hold. Back in the days of the Cold War, the United States and the Soviet Union played out their battle for world domination at the Olympics, and the signature event was heavyweight wrestling. Both sides wanted the bragging rights in that event, and they stopped at nothing to get the edge. And so, deep in the wastelands of Siberia, the Soviets brought all of their knowledge of genetics and selective breeding to bear and created the fastest, strongest wrestler they'd ever produced. …

Where did the athlete from Warsaw lock up his Olympic gold medal? The Pole vault.

Two blondes were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train... A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they’d never seen before. Each bought one. The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, she looked across to her friend and said, “I wouldn’t eat that if I were you.” “Why not?” “I took one bite and went blind for half a minute.”

Lenin in Warsaw A Soviet filmmaker makes a film called “Lenin in Warsaw.” Everybody shows up for the premiere. The film opens—on Lenin's wife

Election results are coming in from Warsaw So we’ll soon see who’s leading the Poles.

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash? There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

How long is the flight? A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

What's the most popular dance in Warsaw? The pole dance.

Two Polish guys were taking their first trip to Warsaw by train. In the course of the journey a vendor came down the corridor selling bananas, a fruit which neither Pole had seen before. Each bought one. The first man eagerly peeled his banana and bit into it just as the train entered a tunnel. When the train reemerged into daylight, he looked across to his friend and said: "I wouldn't eat that if I were you. I took one bite and went blind for thirty seconds." Why did the Polish man quit his job…